Please stop me from eating these chili-lemon pistachios from Trader Joe's. I have not the strength to do it myself, and I fear I am growing a shell. We'll be here, waiting for you to wrest the bag out of my hand.
The Hart Sisters are an intrepid pair of performing artists who moonlight as food sleuths, adventurers, warriors and diarists. No anecdote too small, no memory too heartbreaking to exclude snacks.