Showing posts with label BBQ. Show all posts
Showing posts with label BBQ. Show all posts

Tuesday, January 31, 2012

How to Eat BBQ, Chapter I

"Look you can think, yes be patient there will be some technology magic bullet. Or you might think, 'Oh shit! This is like a ticking time bomb! We don't know when it will go off!' Wouldn't you do anything, anything you could to stop it? Think about that while you enjoy your lunch."
- 'Emmanuelle', French Canadian scientist, The Great Immensity

"Eat Food. Not too much. Mostly plants." -Michael Pollan

Dear Mouse,

You know how they say, 'You Are What You Act'?

Well, that's because they don't. But they should. Every time we do a play, we learn, and that learning becomes part of us. Always, there is new information about ourselves in the struggle to align ourselves with a new psychology. And often we learn much from the research necessary to inhabit the world of the play. This is where I could go into a whole thing about how acting is psychology, spirituality, anthropology, how it creates the capacity for empathy and thus is and always has been of the utmost importance to our evolution/survival ... but there are more pressing things to talk about.

Like meat sweats.

Famed BBQ joint Arthur Bryant's in Kansas City, MO, where we ate last night.

(Going on a Sunday seems a good idea, as we haven't yet had to wait for a table. Or a slab of meat.)

Are you familiar with this term? Because I wasn't. But there I was at Gates BBQ last Sunday night, which (because of the day off Monday) has become Official Meat Night for our cast and crew, and halfway through my "Short Ends", it happened.

"Wow, I just got, like, really hot!" I exclaimed, reaching for my friend's napkin with sauce-covered fingers. "I'm sweating .. am I sweating?" He looked up from his meal, and with eyes glazed as a Yammer Pie, nodded authoritatively. "Meat Sweats", he said.

Is that not ... the GROSSEST THING YOU HAVE EVER HEARD?

At Arthur Bryant's, El Directore informed me over a half pound of pulled pork that there is a word in spanish, tufo(sp?), which has no English equivalent. It refers to the alcohol reek coming off someone who maybe had one too many last night and is sweating it out over breakfast with you. I'm gonna go ahead and say that "meat sweats" is at least the english culinary version.

Though I guess you could just drink these straight up.
(Three kinds on each table: spicy, sweet, regular.)

These people are all high. On meat!

At Arthur Bryant's, I had the "Burnt Ends", which differ from Short Ends ... in that one is burnt and one is short. Haha. Ok seriously. One is (and here I'm quoting the theatre's Artist Welcome Packet) "the last seven or eight ribs in a slab of spare ribs", and one is "the blackened somewhat charred pieces of brisket ends that cannot be sliced". One is pork, one is beef (or veal). And I'm going to go out on a limb here and say that so far - so far!! - I preferred the ribs. Maybe I just like pork. And eating with my hands.

You can certainly get your meat a la carte, just a pile of animal on a plate, and many do. I opted both times for the open-face setup, in which the meat arrives over plain soft white bread slices, which get soaked through with the BBQ sauce, and coin-shaped dill pickle slices from a jar. Extra (but, come on, non-negotiable) are a couple of sides such as sweet, smoky baked beans, coleslaw (which I'm not into), or a pile of hot, fat french fries (yes, please). You don't have to have a giant mug of cold beer on the side, but you also don't have to be smart or cool. (Apologies; you can also have "Red Cream" Soda, for those of you who like bubble gum that has been melted down and carbonated and infused with Essence of Marshmallow.)

Now here's where you might be scratching your head and saying "So ... I guess The Boo is doing a play ... about barbecue?" And to that I say, stay with me.


A statue on The Plaza. This guy has had it, HAD IT, with carbon emissions.
('The Plaza" is a turreted, cream-colored stretch of fancy stores and restaurants that I read is supposed to look like Seville, Spain, but whoever thinks that is probably tufo.)

I'm not going to spend this blog trying to recap Michael Pollan's "Defense of Food" or Mark Bittman's "Food Matters", but if you've even heard these names you probably already know something about how the food choices we make have an impact on the health/longevity of our planet. Excessive meat consumption has been linked to .... Oh, here, watch this. At your leisure.











So if I'm in Kansas City working on this beautiful play about our environment, how dare I stand here going on and on about my Burnt Ends? When the polar bears are dying? Have I left no sense of decency?

Camera, pull back. Let us look, for a moment, at the big picture. And by that I mean my diet. As a whole.

"Some switch got flipped in my brain. I wasn't even trying. One day it was real."
- Polly, The Great Immensity

The Boo's Sample Weekday Menu Since Arriving in KC
(Which Started With Simply Being Concerned About Making It Through The Day And Looking Good On Opening Night And Also There's The Proximity To Health Nut Store)

Breakfast: Whole oatmeal made with rice milk, walnuts and dried cranberries, drizzled with agave syrup. Local coffee from The Roasterie: dark, bold, stunning.

Mid-morning rehearsal snack: apple, banana, carrot, and maybe raw broccoli chunks (rare but has happened).

Lunch: turkey/hummus/alfalfa sprouts/raw kale sandwich on locally made whole-wheat pita bread. another apple. sweet potato chips.

mid-afternoon snack: whatever I have left from mid-morning... another couple of carrots? a bag of cashews from vending machine?

Dinner: Seeds of Change 'Whole Grain Quinoa Blend'. Amy's Black Bean Chili. A big pile of The Boo's Raw Kale Salad (which is the stuff of legend by now if I do say so myself) with parmesan, nuts, sprouts, whatever's around. Coconut water. Multivitamin.

Dessert: Green & Black's organic chocolate from freezer. And yes, ok, Mouse, once or twice: microwaved bananas. Slice 'em up with agave syrup and oatmeal and walnuts and a little cream, 3 minutes on high, it's what I had in the house. And it was delicious.

And then, on Sunday:

L to R: baked beans, companion's pulled pork sandwich, "small" Red Cream soda, Boulevard Brewing Co Pale Ale, fries, 'Burnt Ends Open-Face' sandwich.


No, I have not lost my mind. I'm just trying something. Do I care about the planet and its future? Hell yes; increasingly so in the face of all this (delightfully entertaining) information. Am I going to give up meat to save the planet? Hell no! Am I still drinking coffee from disposable containers? Baby steps. But it turns out that trading in "less carbs" thinking for "more plants" thinking is just more fun. For one thing, it involves eating MORE not less of something. And when Sunday arrives I eat whatever I please, without a care in the world. AND remember those "second chakra issues" I mentioned? I find that at least one of them shows signs of leaving. No, not that one. But all in good time.

Love,

The Boo

Monday, January 16, 2012

Om Shanti, KC

Dear Mouse,

It's that time again.
a play and media project about our environmental challenges
Runs Feb 17 - March 19 at Kansas City Rep

Hello hello from Kansas City MO, where I'll be living and blogging for the next two months. I still can't quite believe that this is the fourth year in a row I'm working out of town Jan-March; I'm starting to think of it as my annual pilgrimage to... America. You know I've had a love affair with Going Away in general ever since my sandal-wearing, patchouly-scented, guitar-strumming Summer Camp days. But I especially dig the, say, liminal nature of the first night in town, before rehearsals start, when you have no idea what lies ahead. You land in a strange new world, navigate a new grocery store, unpack your clothes, listen to the SILENCE around you, breathe maybe a little differently, and ponder upcoming challenges. And when I speak of challenges, I mean figuring out how I am going to approach playing twin sisters (!!!), and also I mean things like this:

Hi, my name's Steve, I'll be your Fork for the next two months. Not kidding.

Yes, the lay of the land here in Kitchen Stadium is interesting.

No oven. Like the song says, I got two electric burners and a microwave...

Stay tuned. I think it'll be like camping. (Really, really nice camping). It'll bring me back to that herb-scented, celestially-seasoned self of yesteryear. Which already seems kind of appropriate. Because I've never been here before and really know nothing about this town, but if my first five hours are anything to go by...

... Kansas City is full of hippies!!
(Shh, don't scare them off.)

Evidence collected thus far:

* company manager picks Boo up at airport, beaming in the 65-degree sunshine (speaking of environmental challenges) and sporting a pair of sunglasses that say "love" on both sides

* Nature's Own, the organic grocery store two blocks away!! where I foraged this afternoon. The checkout girl told me she liked my hair. As I floated home with my arms full of turkish apricots, self-churned peanut butter, and Amy's organic frozen dinners, I stopped to gawk atPhoenix Herb, the homeopathic place next door with its rows and rows of mysterious leaves in glass jars.

* welcome packet at the hotel is definitely the best of its kind I have ever seen and includes the following:
-a bag of Zum products (all-natural frankincense/lavender/lemon bar soap, hand sanitizer, and aromatherapy spray, as well as eucalytpus-scented "laundry soap")
-'seventh-generation' natural dish soap
-reusable grocery shopping bag
-plastic baggies of raw cashews and almonds
-and this

Relax, relax, they're tea bags, they're tea bags.
But it took me a second too.

I went 'home', rolled out my yoga mat, sprayed my pillows with lavender/lemon, and fired up some quinoa and raw kale for dinner. I kid you not. And if last week I was wondering why this highly anticipated new show about climate change, planetary stewardship, and environmental responsibility was premiering so far 'out of town'... it is starting to make sense. Om shanti, KC, I think I'm gonna like it here.

Love,

The Boo

PS. Lest I give a totally skewed perspective, rest assured that this glossary of "BBQ Terms" was part of our welcome packet too.








Monday, November 3, 2008

Brisket of Solace: Passion and Intrigue in the Dallas Airport




Dear Mouse,

Happy Election Day!

What a great weekend. I think our family has proved its ability to throw a good wedding. Congratulations to Mason & Katie! We thoroughly enjoyed the beautiful weather/setting/meals of our weekend in Arizona.

As you know, our cousin Mason is the producer behind the crazy-a%# hit movie Juno. Now I may be overstepping my bounds a little, but I've written a screenplay. It's based on our last 24 hours of the trip and I think I'm going to pitch it to him when he gets back. Just humor me while I practice on you here.

Ok.. so it's a James Bond-style action thriller with snacks. It takes place in the mysterious desert wilderness of the wild west... ok, the Tucson and Dallas airports. But that's its modern edge. It also combines the two beloved genres of spy thriller and food porn (what? That is SO a genre), kind of like Casino Royale meets Menupages. He'll love it.

The title? "Cousins". Wait, you'll see why.

Notes - rough draft of "Cousins", the screenplay

INT. Tigins Irish Pub , Dallas airport. The Mouse and Boo and Mouse Boyfriend have finished perfectly acceptable chicken sandwiches and soup before boarding flight to Tucson for Eating Festival, er, sorry, Cousin's Wedding.

INT. Boarding the plane to Tucson. Closeup INT shot: Boo's cell phone displaying a message from Gentleman Caller: "Remember to eat beef in the Dallas airport!" Closeup, Boo's teeth gnashing.

Time elapsed: two days, a wedding, sightings of big lizard and as-yet-unidentified gray snouted creature (Mouse), various margaritas and hairdos. Possible montage.

EXT. Sunday after the wedding. A pack of cousins including one Mouse and one Boo, plus various significant others, lounging on sunny deck of the Ventana Canyon resort hotel enjoying sumptuous farewell brunch. (Hereafter, whole crew will be referred to as "the cousins").

Farewell brunch includes: customized omelet bar with ingredients like maple sausage and green chiles, pastry cart, waffles and whipped cream, fruit, bagels and lox. Coffee, bloody marys, mimosas. Yes, some if not all of us sampled each of those things.

Time elapsed: 5 minutes.

The Boyfriend mentions brisket sandwiches that might be had in Dallas airport. Various murmurings of agreement from cousins. Someone looks up specific BBQ joint on blackberry. It is called - no joke - "Cousins BBQ". Location is scouted.

time elapsed: 30 min.

Boyfriend has continued mentioning brisket sandwiches with studied nonchalance and mounting, perceptible, panic. Murmurings grow noisier. The words "half hour layover" are mentioned. Boo scoffs. How can anyone think of eating anything right now.

EXT shot: Poolside at resort, post-heroic brunch. Enter cousins, looking to lounge while awaiting taxi. Stop short as the smell of charred meat and vinegar wafts past them. Strains of blues piano and ladies singing . Cousin 1: "How could they not tell us about this??" Camera pulls back to reveal the 'Blues and BBQ Backyard Brunch" just yards from the pool.

Closeup on The Boyfriend asking the Mouse, again, "can we just go look at it?" several times.

EXT. The Cousins make a slow, reverent processional past three microbrews on tap and cauldrons of simmering pulled pork, corn on the cob, BBQ'd everything, I can't even remember, my brain hurts.

Commitment to Airport Mission grows ever stronger.

EXT shot on 3 cousins zooming off in rented blue mustang. (It's just worth noting.)

INT shot: minivan taxi, taking Boo/Mouse/The B to Tucson airport.

Slow pan across their faces as we hear this V/O of cabdriver:

"Well, only two more days til we're a socialist country. (pause) I tell ya.. I've talked to a lotta blacks. And they say they're only votin' for Obama cos he's black. (pause) Well, I guess that's why I'm votin' for McCain, cause he's an old white man. (pause. pause.) I'm voting for McCain because he has the experience to be President."

Smash CUT to shot of all five Cousins, running toward security checkpoint with bags.

INT: Silent snacks in Tucson airport to quell the suspense: jalapeno potato chips, various kinds of jerky.

Cut to INT, Dallas airport. Cousins burst from plane and run in various directions with military precision according to plan worked out on plane. Will they make it? The flight to LGA leaves in 20 minutes, at a terminal far, far away from where they will begin their journey.

The Boo runs to bathroom, The Boyfriend waits with suitcases. The Mouse and three cousins run to Cousins to place sandwich orders. One member of the party goes rogue and heads elsewhere for (gasp!) a burger and fries. (Unexpected plot twist!) Boo emerges from bathroom and makes a beeline with the B to where they think the barbecue place is located. They cannot find it, and make several panicked phone calls to Mouse that go unanswered. Finally they spot her, pulling a wheelie suitcase and holding aloft the victorious sandwich bag!

All cousins reconvene at the escalators. 10 minutes to go. Wait -they're down one member, the rogue! She ordered her burger medium rare! It's being cooked. We can't wait for her; she'll meet us at the gate. Three terminals to go.Chase sequence, or, Monorail of Suspense:



Closeup: A text message reveals that Rogue is following close behind on second monorail.

EXT: The moon rises over Dallas.

INT shot: The gate!! No one waiting. A small line of folks, moving rapidly onto the plane.

Inexplicably, this is where our well-oiled machine breaks down. Mouse goes to bathroom. Boyfriend goes to buy a bottle of water. What???

Still no sign of Rogue! Final FINAL boarding call. No one else in line.

Closeup: Boo's face, contorted in panic and holding three suitcases.

Then - music swells!! Long EXT shot of Rogue, running toward us with fries and burger unscathed! The B and Mouse return. We are literally the last people on the plane.

INT: Seated. The third guy in E-F-G tires of passing napkins and pickles between Mouse and Boo (A) while on the runway and offers to switch seats. A shout-out to Switch Seats guy.

INT shot, from above: 7 dark heads bent over, attempting to unwrap sauce-filled white paper casually. The quiet sound of munching.

Time elapsed: 30 seconds.

Slow pan from "Cousins" bag to sauce-covered Cousins waiting in seats on runway as plane is delayed.

Closeup on The Boo who says (with apologies to everyone from, say, Kansas City, reading this, with the reminder that she is from New Jersey and was hungry)

"That was the best BBQ sandwich I have ever had."

The End (roll credits)

Seriously best BBW sandwich I have had ever. Brisket, not-sweet sauce, smoky charred flavor, don't care if it was fake, white soft bun, sliced fast food style high sodium pickles.

Yes, it was airport food, people. I still stand by it. That's how good it is out there. Don't mess with Texas. (Also Arizona: not too shabby. But we didn't eat barbecue there or engage in a high speed chase.)

God bless "Cousins", and cousins.

Alternate titles for this film: Her Majesty's Secret Sauce (The GC), A View to a 'Q, Quantum of Sandwich.

GO VOTE.

The Boo

Wednesday, June 25, 2008

Hunger Strikes

Dear Boo,

Hunger is a bad thing. I'm not talking hunger on a global scale because DUH--I'm talking the bad decisions, bad moods, and general bad feelings that hunger can induce. As no doubt you know from experience, I become a hugely cranktastic bitch when it's been too long since my last snack. And I don't use that term lightly. Snack OR bitch. At the Big Apple BBQ in Madison Square Park recently, the Boyfriend literally thrust a pile of brisket into my face and said "I WILL NOT speak to you until you've had at least three bites of this." yowzah.

Now I know I'm not the only one whose capacity for reasonable behavior is severely limited by low blood sugar. One night last week, the Boyfriend had a rehearsal and would be gone all evening. I had no plans and said I was in for the night. An hour later, my friend called and said our old friend was in town from California and did I want to meet up for dinner. I thought of calling the Boyfriend but decided it was an abuse of cell phone power to leave a pointless message that he wouldn't get until after the fact, so I skipped off to dinner on my merry way. Partway through my macrobiotic sushi at Souen (deelish, by the way, despite the fact that the decor looks like the inside of Grey Gardens) and mid-discussion about how the introduction of credit in the 80s created a sense of complacency in the American public that has corrupted our sense of social justice and outrage (seriously, this is what we were talking about. this is what happens when you hang out with people from Northern California. And eat things like Wakame) I noticed a missed call on my cell. And by "a" missed call, I mean 16. And a series of increasingly alarmed text messages from the Boyfriend who, having not eaten since lunch, had gotten out of rehearsal early and come home to find me gone with no explanation or prior warning and no response to his calls, had gone into a spiral of HUNGER-AGGRAVATED panic. When I called to let him know I had not been abducted by a gang of wild urban ninjas, he was stalking around the neighborhood gnashing his teeth, too hungry and upset to stop for dinner. When I arrived home, I found a spent Boyfriend sitting on our couch eating what might be the exact OPPOSITE of a macrobiotic meal: an Italian hoagie, a 24 oz can of Bud Light and a LARGE BAG OF PORK RINDS. My penance, apparently, was watching him ingest this. (For the record, I love Italian Hoagies, but this wasn't even good. Visit this place for how it's really done.)

Moral of the story? EAT SOMETHING FOR THE LOVE OF GOD. If one person, just ONE person picks up a bag of peanuts before they make that fateful decision on an empty stomach, I have done my job, and all this blogging was worth it. Please, people, a panic attack and poor, POOR food choices could have been prevented with one well timed snack. Oh, and maybe a phone call.

Love,
The Mouse

In the interest of feeding your hungry faces before you do something stupid like buy a LARGE BAG OF PORK RINDS (sorry, I guess I'm just not over it yet), here is a fast dinner you can shop for and cook quickly. I recommend buying this Jamie Oliver cookbook since he's really good at this sort of thing and that's where our kickass spinach/feta/pea salad originates from, Boo. The fish part of this dish is from his book...

Take at Least Three Bites of This Before you Say Another Word Fish Dinner:

I'll make this quick. It really is easy. You'll need:
An oven and a roasting pan. Or cookie sheet in a pinch.
A few pieces of cod, or catfish or that sort of fish (ask the guy behind the counter if you're not sure)
Flat leaf Parsley
one fresh red chili
Pinch of oregano
2 limes
salad greens
balsamic vinegar
some small red potatoes
olive oil
salt/pepper
lemon

Preheat oven to 425 WITH the pan in the oven. Put a pot of water on to boil. When it comes to a boil, drop the potatoes in. They're done when a knife slides through easily. Chop up a couple of handfuls of parsley, the chili (minus seeds). Mix with a pinch of oregano. Spread a lil olive oil on the fish, salt and pepper, then pat the herbs on it. Pull out the pan and place the fish on it along with the halved limes. Hear the sizzle. Stick it in the oven for about 10 minutes, depending how thick the fish is. Take the potatoes out of the water and place in an oven-safe dish. with a spoon or fork, press down on the tops of the potatoes to break the skin and split the flesh open a bit. drizzle generously with olive oil and season with salt and pepper. Stick in the broiler for a couple of minutes until the tops brown.
Toss the salad in a bowl and drizzle with olive oil, a bit of balsamic, and the juice of half a lemon. taDa.
When fish is done plate it up with a few smashed potatoes and a pile of salad. Serve with the roasted lime to squeeze over fish and some crusty bread. Easy Breezy Beautiful. Covergirl.